Turtle Behind the Curtains

A place where I write stuff. And then that stuff is read by people.

i-heart-hawkguy:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard I nearly peed

(via laughtilyoupeealittle)

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

reblogging again because this is the best thing ever

my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

reblogging again because this is the best thing ever

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lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

(via susiephone)

causeallidoisdance:

bananamanismyspiritanimal:

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS FUCKING COSPLAY

(via geek-is-the-new-chic)

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

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fushigikid:

martinfreemansmiddlefinger:

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

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Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

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BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

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Well played Disney… well played

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I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

(via laughtilyoupeealittle)

ingeniousnonsense:

asktheteamofscientists:

shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

To fuck some shit up

nyoom

"What is that??"

"It’s where you’ve been this whole time." 

(via theashleyclements)

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

(via nerdfighterproblems)